yinx:

read a girl who dates books

marioclash:

christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything

person: god might be a woman

christians:

fofoblankets:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

sexhaver:

sometimes i forget how aggressively boring most of the internet is and then i open instagram

sesh:

surprisebitch:

pastelroyalty:

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

also most considerate

officialunitedstates:

something-like-unique:

officialunitedstates:

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

hey op?

no

sexhaver:

remember when Hillary said she always had hot sauce in her bag after Formation released and everyone was making fun of her for desperately trying to appeal to the youth and not realizing that Beyonce didnt mean literal hot sauce in the song and then some Hillary stan blog crawled out of the woodwork and pulled out receipts proving that she has in fact habitually kept a literal bottle of hot sauce in her purse dating back to at least the early 90s

bisappho:

tyleroakley:

kaileighmarie:

effington:

I challenged my cousin mash up Brittany Spears’ “Toxic” and “O Come All Ye Faithful” and she did it in about 20 seconds

this is beautiful

chaotic good

This is what they meant when they said make the Yuletide gay